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Dearest Friends of the Upper Crust, 

In order to honor the inauguration of the new political administration, Their Lordships of the Upper Crust have cast around their catalogue in search of a song that would be appropriate; finding nothing that dovetails exactly with the new President’s unique enthusiasms, they are offering the next best thing, a song recorded some time ago but never released and now perhaps more pertinent, or less impertinent, than ever, called “I, Diarrhea Fiend.” 

“I, Diarrhea Fiend” will not appear on the new album, Delusions of Grandeur, slated for release in the first week of April, so enjoy it here. Their Lordships trust that you have some kind of technological expertise that will allow you to pirate the track and listen to it at your convenience whilst at tea, in your carriage, abed, or even at the formal ball, your earbuds being concealed by your periwig, and only the herky-jerky movements of your limbs betraying the fact that you are not listening to chamber music with everybody else. 

We trust you will enjoy “I, Diarrhea Fiend,” and hope to see you at Great Scott in Allston, Massachusetts on February 10th, where the Upper Crust will perform along with friends Petty Morals and Watts. 

We remain in the meanwhile your most enthusiastic and affectionate companion, 
Bumbles, 

Secretary and Manservant to Their Lordships the Upper Crust 
 

5 comments

  • Randy Gerber

    Randy Gerber Orlando

    The Upper Crust can do no wrong! Still hoping for that Florida tour one day!

    The Upper Crust can do no wrong! Still hoping for that Florida tour one day!

  • John Hicks

    John Hicks Bonita Springs, FL.

    I can't believe this one was left in the can...brilliant!

    I can't believe this one was left in the can...brilliant!

  • isotope feeney

    isotope feeney Boston MA

    re: John Hicks what better place to leave "dear" diarrhea than in the can ??!! (PS: when I heard it, I almost shit)...

    re: John Hicks

    what better place to leave "dear" diarrhea than in the can ??!!

    (PS: when I heard it, I almost shit)...

  • Tim

    Tim Hulsizer

    Magnificent! Thanks to the lords for this most auspicious offering.

    Magnificent! Thanks to the lords for this most auspicious offering.

  • Steve

    Steve Dublin

    Pity you were unable to come up with anything offensive.

    Pity you were unable to come up with anything offensive.

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