Record Release Performances

Dearest and Best Companions of the Upper Crust, 

We write today to inform, alert and possibly alarm you regarding the Upper Crust’s rapidly approaching record release parties: 

* NEW YORK CITY, BOWERY ELECTRIC, SATURDAY, APRIL 8TH 

* SOMERVILLE, MA, ONCE BALLROOM, FRIDAY, APRIL 28TH 

We strongly advise that you proceed with all due circumspection to the nearest and most convenient record release party, leaving behind all non-essentials, and bringing with you only what is strictly necessary to your unfettered enjoyment of the new Upper Crust opus “Delusions of Grandeur.” 

The new record will be available in every conceivable format at the shows, including vinyl, CD and wax cylinder. 

Also, we advise that you look upon the web for the new video, “Little Castrato,” featuring the lovely Hayley Thompson King as the castrato in question. Great care was taken to make this video look just like a real taped performance, with the actual castration scene rendered in glowing, lifelike black and white. 

That is really all we wish to say… except perhaps to add that we look forward with the warmest sentiments bordering on giddy hysteria to our long-awaited reunion at one or the other of these performances, remaining in the meanwhile your most humble and obedient servant, 

Bumbles 

Secretary and Manservant to Their Lordships the Upper Crust

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