Season’s Greetings

Dearest Friends of the Upper Crust— 
We may now confirm what many of you have no doubt suspected for some time: that the Upper Crust, absent from the stage for over a year now, are on indefinite hiatus.  
Count Bassie, Jackie Kickassis, the Duc d’Istortion, and the Lord Bendover are all actively and energetically engaged on their own creative projects, having assumed, for purposes of art, the personae of ordinary rockers—complete with contemporary costumes accurate to the smallest, shabby detail; vulgar vernacular speech, and plausible-sounding, ethnically-derived names.  
It goes without saying that this kind of character performance is exceptionally demanding, and requires the highest level of skill and focus to carry it off; we beg you, if you should see them immersed in these roles, do not break their concentration by invoking their true titles and identities. 
As for ourselves, now that our duties to their Lordships are no longer an impediment, we most earnestly hope that you and I may at long last consummate our incandescent mutual attraction—for we know that you are, if anything, more lovely than ever, for the full-bodied grace that maturity bestows. 
With abiding love and deepest gratitude for your faithful friendship, we bid you a fondue, season’s greetings, etc., 
Bumbles 
Secretary and Manservant to Their Lordships the Upper Crust

3 comments

  • Lord Windermere

    Lord Windermere At the Club.

    Bumbles, after your years of faithful and valuable service I think it quite unlikely you'll find yourself burdened with anything like a pension or severance pay, so before you shuffle off to the almshouse be a good man will you and convey to Their Lordships our deepest gratitude for all their efforts. Through their art we have all been culturally enriched.

    Bumbles, after your years of faithful and valuable service I think it quite unlikely you'll find yourself burdened with anything like a pension or severance pay, so before you shuffle off to the almshouse be a good man will you and convey to Their Lordships our deepest gratitude for all their efforts. Through their art we have all been culturally enriched.

  • Wayne

    Wayne California

    Burger Boogaloo 2019!!!

    Burger Boogaloo 2019!!!

  • Crispy

    Crispy Old Jersey

    Tell Mother I am bereft

    Tell Mother I am bereft

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