Season’s Greetings

Dearest Friends of the Upper Crust— 
We may now confirm what many of you have no doubt suspected for some time: that the Upper Crust, absent from the stage for over a year now, are on indefinite hiatus.  
Count Bassie, Jackie Kickassis, the Duc d’Istortion, and the Lord Bendover are all actively and energetically engaged on their own creative projects, having assumed, for purposes of art, the personae of ordinary rockers—complete with contemporary costumes accurate to the smallest, shabby detail; vulgar vernacular speech, and plausible-sounding, ethnically-derived names.  
It goes without saying that this kind of character performance is exceptionally demanding, and requires the highest level of skill and focus to carry it off; we beg you, if you should see them immersed in these roles, do not break their concentration by invoking their true titles and identities. 
As for ourselves, now that our duties to their Lordships are no longer an impediment, we most earnestly hope that you and I may at long last consummate our incandescent mutual attraction—for we know that you are, if anything, more lovely than ever, for the full-bodied grace that maturity bestows. 
With abiding love and deepest gratitude for your faithful friendship, we bid you a fondue, season’s greetings, etc., 
Bumbles 
Secretary and Manservant to Their Lordships the Upper Crust

14 comments

  • Lord Windermere
    Lord Windermere At the Club.
    Bumbles, after your years of faithful and valuable service I think it quite unlikely you'll find yourself burdened with anything like a pension or severance pay, so before you shuffle off to the almshouse be a good man will you and convey to Their Lordships our deepest gratitude for all their efforts. Through their art we have all been culturally enriched.

    Bumbles, after your years of faithful and valuable service I think it quite unlikely you'll find yourself burdened with anything like a pension or severance pay, so before you shuffle off to the almshouse be a good man will you and convey to Their Lordships our deepest gratitude for all their efforts. Through their art we have all been culturally enriched.

  • Wayne
    Wayne California
    Burger Boogaloo 2019!!!

    Burger Boogaloo 2019!!!

  • Crispy
    Crispy Old Jersey
    Tell Mother I am bereft

    Tell Mother I am bereft

  • Greg Osborne
    Greg Osborne Denver, CO
    My ears, though not worthy, yearn for their dulcet tones...

    My ears, though not worthy, yearn for their dulcet tones...

  • Goby
    Goby Up Lord Bendover's Bum
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  • Goby
    Goby Taking a MASSIVE shit
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  • Goby
    Goby Oh my fucking god
    Ralph Pulitzer is so hot

    Ralph Pulitzer is so hot

  • Goby
    Goby Pissing my bed (intentionally)
    All The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle Larry Arthauer I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain From touching my neighbors kid's again What I did was not too kind But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find I've got a backyard and a real nice pool Y'all should come over for a BBQ We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind I'm a sex offender Vernon Douglas Vernon Douglas is my name My battery arrest is what bought me fame But there's much more to know about me I love to dance, and I love to ski I zip and zoom on through the snow Just strap on my boots and watch me go But I can't ski until December Till then I'm just a sex offender Charles Dolling I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes I've been arrested seven times I know that sounds like a lot But three of those times were for vandalism I feel real bad, I got caught I might do it again, probably not I'm not here to make pretenses I'm here because of my sex offenses Sam Pound I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one Apologizing for what I've done Case you're wondering what that was I snuck into a bath room and I fisted my cuz I held her down and watched her struggle Then played with her melons because I like to juggle I’m not here to eat eats those truffles I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle Laura Hughes Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes Proving that girls can do it too And by it I mean touch your cousin Was it worth it? No, it wasn't. You won't find me in your child's play set 'Cause I gotta wear this ankle bracelet I'm not here to go on a bender I'm here because I'm a sex offender Marc Burmholdt Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc I'm moving in somewhere on your block Not in a house, but in a van If you need me to move it, I sure can The last thing I want is any trouble I've learned my lesson from the sex offender shuffle Arthur Chase I'm the one they call Arthur Chase They said I didn't have to show my face My first trial ended in a hung jury If I'm found guilty they'll unblur me I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase That's a different Arthur Chase I'm not here to be my own defender I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender Terry Polk Okay real quick, I-I'm not like these people, okay? This is an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness, and she's trying to take away my kids and if... I'm not here to pack my duffel I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle All The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad, but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood We're obliged to admit The crimes of which we were convicted We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle

    All
    The State of Florida has asked us to
    Disclose our sexual crimes to you
    We were bad, but now we're good
    We're moving into your neighborhood
    You know we're trying our best to be
    Functioning members of society
    We're not here to start no trouble
    We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle

    Larry Arthauer
    I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain
    From touching my neighbors kid's again
    What I did was not too kind
    But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
    I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
    Y'all should come over for a BBQ
    We could make some cold drinks in my blender
    But do keep in mind I'm a sex offender

    Vernon Douglas
    Vernon Douglas is my name
    My battery arrest is what bought me fame
    But there's much more to know about me
    I love to dance, and I love to ski
    I zip and zoom on through the snow
    Just strap on my boots and watch me go
    But I can't ski until December
    Till then I'm just a sex offender

    Charles Dolling
    I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes
    I've been arrested seven times
    I know that sounds like a lot
    But three of those times were for vandalism
    I feel real bad, I got caught
    I might do it again, probably not
    I'm not here to make pretenses
    I'm here because of my sex offenses

    Sam Pound
    I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
    Apologizing for what I've done
    Case you're wondering what that was
    I snuck into a bath room and I fisted my cuz
    I held her down and watched her struggle
    Then played with her melons because I like to juggle
    I’m not here to eat eats those truffles
    I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle

    Laura Hughes
    Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes
    Proving that girls can do it too
    And by it I mean touch your cousin
    Was it worth it? No, it wasn't.
    You won't find me in your child's play set
    'Cause I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
    I'm not here to go on a bender
    I'm here because I'm a sex offender

    Marc Burmholdt
    Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc
    I'm moving in somewhere on your block
    Not in a house, but in a van
    If you need me to move it, I sure can
    The last thing I want is any trouble
    I've learned my lesson from the sex offender shuffle

    Arthur Chase
    I'm the one they call Arthur Chase
    They said I didn't have to show my face
    My first trial ended in a hung jury
    If I'm found guilty they'll unblur me
    I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
    That's a different Arthur Chase
    I'm not here to be my own defender
    I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender

    Terry Polk
    Okay real quick, I-I'm not like these people, okay? This is an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness, and she's trying to take away my kids and if...
    I'm not here to pack my duffel
    I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle

    All
    The State of Florida has asked us to
    Disclose our sexual crimes to you
    We were bad, but now we're good
    We're moving into your neighborhood
    We're obliged to admit
    The crimes of which we were convicted
    We're not here to start no trouble
    We're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle

  • Goby
    Goby Under Nat's bed 😋
    My dick hurts so fucking bad oh my god I can feel myself slowly dying oh my fucking god call an ambulance I literally cannot stand this oh fuck I can see the light at the end of the tunnel I'm not gonna make it oh my god it hurts so bad it burns with the heat of a thousand suns I literally can feel my balls melting this is a fate worse than death I crave the end please fucking kill me oh my God it's burning so bad

    My dick hurts so fucking bad oh my god I can feel myself slowly dying oh my fucking god call an ambulance I literally cannot stand this oh fuck I can see the light at the end of the tunnel I'm not gonna make it oh my god it hurts so bad it burns with the heat of a thousand suns I literally can feel my balls melting this is a fate worse than death I crave the end please fucking kill me oh my God it's burning so bad

  • Hottie Devil Babe xx
    Hottie Devil Babe xx Sexy ring of hell
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    Hey hottie . Heard someone had a really hot demonic 200$ ceramic table lamp . You know , if you’d loove to give me it . Hit me up .
    Businesses email :
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    Personal :
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    Phone number :
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    No socials that is so toxic :^P

  • Goby
    Goby Inside a human urethra
    I woke up IN THE MORNING next TO MY LADY FLY.... 😎💅💋😎 I had HER FLY SHADES ON And she had The Fly's We BOTH GOT UP and got dressed Lady FLY was WEARING hr SHORT LEATHER SKIRT AND her SHOT LEATHER TOP with the zip in the MIDDLE! The FLY HE REALLY loves THAT TOP! SOMETIMES WHEN Lady FLY is NAUGHTY she UNZIPS her top.💅😎💋😎🤤 YES THEY ARE SHINY JUST like THE FLY'S Once we got DRESSED We changed shades again The Fly and IS SHADES AND LADY FLY had hers Lady Fly go's everywhere WITH THE FLY EVEN take a SPECIAL SUITCASE OH WHAT FUN said the Fly That IS JUST FOR LADY FLY AND The Fly LOTS of FUN for LADY FLY AND The Fly. PRIVACY said The Fly...... 😎💅💋😎👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 I REALLY L💓VE YOU LADY FLY I can see you BACKSTAGE LADY FLY💅💋😎 What are YOU DOING LADY FLY you got that NAUGHTY SEXY HOT LOOK IN YOU'RE EYE'S! 💅💋😎 LADY FLY YOU NAUGHTY Fly. You are TURNING ON Larry, Adam The Edge and THE VERY SEXY HOT FLY! 💅💋😎 YES ....... 💅💋😎

    I woke up IN THE MORNING next TO MY LADY FLY....
    😎💅💋😎
    I had HER FLY SHADES ON
    And she had The Fly's
    We BOTH GOT UP and got dressed
    Lady FLY was WEARING hr SHORT LEATHER SKIRT
    AND her SHOT LEATHER TOP with the zip in the MIDDLE!
    The FLY HE REALLY loves THAT TOP!
    SOMETIMES WHEN Lady FLY is NAUGHTY she UNZIPS her top.💅😎💋😎🤤
    YES THEY ARE SHINY JUST like THE FLY'S
    Once we got DRESSED We changed shades again The Fly and IS SHADES AND LADY FLY had hers
    Lady Fly go's everywhere WITH THE FLY
    EVEN take a SPECIAL SUITCASE
    OH WHAT FUN said the Fly
    That IS JUST FOR LADY FLY AND The Fly
    LOTS of FUN for LADY FLY AND The Fly.
    PRIVACY said The Fly......
    😎💅💋😎👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
    I REALLY L💓VE YOU LADY FLY
    I can see you BACKSTAGE LADY FLY💅💋😎
    What are YOU DOING LADY FLY you got that NAUGHTY SEXY HOT LOOK IN YOU'RE EYE'S! 💅💋😎
    LADY FLY YOU NAUGHTY Fly.
    You are TURNING ON Larry, Adam The Edge and THE VERY SEXY HOT FLY! 💅💋😎
    YES ....... 💅💋😎

  • Goby
    Goby 😎😎😎💋💋💋💅💅💅
    I LIKE YOU'RE ASS CAN I SMACK YOU'RE ASS I WANT TO SMACK YOU'RE ASS

    I LIKE YOU'RE ASS
    CAN I SMACK YOU'RE ASS
    I WANT TO SMACK YOU'RE ASS

  • Goby
    Goby Coochie flakes
    Ok so you're called the upper crust but the real question is do u got a crusty asshole

    Ok so you're called the upper crust but the real question is do u got a crusty asshole

  • Goby
    Goby Shitting into my husband's mouth
    Fellow males, females, and those who identify as both or neither; I am planning on displaying loincloths on my physiological body which would be referred to as garments which a procurer (or, as it is known as in modern vocabulary, a pimp) would wear on their physiological body, making it possible to reasonably compare between the garments I and the hypothetical fellow known as a "pimp". I am planning on wearing said garments on this very night, whether to go to a party, hire a woman of the night, go to a club, or something of the like involving the nightlife.

    Fellow males, females, and those who identify as both or neither; I am planning on displaying loincloths on my physiological body which would be referred to as garments which a procurer (or, as it is known as in modern vocabulary, a pimp) would wear on their physiological body, making it possible to reasonably compare between the garments I and the hypothetical fellow known as a "pimp". I am planning on wearing said garments on this very night, whether to go to a party, hire a woman of the night, go to a club, or something of the like involving the nightlife.

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